I am currently having a middle-finger off with a girl that lives 200 miles away from me.
This is why the internet is brilliant.
this is the closest the internet will ever get to properly representing england
(via logicsword)
drinking coffee
suddenly sneeze
tried to find surface quick
me: shit
slowest movement ever to surface
me: shitshit
nearly there
me: shitshitshitshitgdhsieyvs
sneezes
opens eyes
…
me: ffs
You think your home is safe?
It is an illusion…
You think the whole of time and space is safe?
It is an illusion…
(via yellabellygoldfish)
DAN AND PHIL TOPLESS IN BED TOGETHER
why am I laughing so hard?
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(via finnick-or-dare)
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how britain became great
we tricked you all into looking the other way
(via finnick-or-dare)
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how britain became great
we tricked you all into looking the other way
(via finnick-or-dare)
(via whyshouldwekickpj)
hey big hair.

